Sucks To Be You

Oh ok so this guy beside me at the met station, Oh. Okay. I see. This guy thinks fashion has nothing to do with what he is wearing, he’s trying to tell the world that he doesnt take himself too seriously to care about what he puts on his back. But what he doesn’t know is that that so called ‘vintage’ adidas jacket is not just green, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. Its Ocado. And he’ll also be unaware of the fact that in 2001, Adidas did a collection of these bomber jackets, And then so did nike, and other brands followed suite… And then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner Charity shop where he, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that jacket represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how he thinks that he’s made a choice that exempts him from the fashion industry when, in fact, he’s wearing the jacket that was selected for him by the very people who selected my Fairly Sick Silk shirt for me,..

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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